The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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