Who did Billy Mays play for?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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