with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
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