shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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