Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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