How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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