Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Randomize
