wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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