garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
we're making bets on your personal life
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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