My hand turned me down
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Dignity is for republicans.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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