And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I want you more than these girls want KFC
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I know her cup size but not her name....
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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