he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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