the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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