and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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