we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
you have to choose: penises or morals?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
tell me about the eggs
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