You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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