i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Randomize
