she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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