At least make sure they are 18
Why
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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