PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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