no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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