this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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