I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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