is your mom at the bar?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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