I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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