The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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