You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Randomize
