Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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