I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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