how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Randomize
