worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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