i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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