I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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