God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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