wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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