God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Is that strawberry winking at me??
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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