White coat. Heels.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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