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I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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