Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
zippers are such a cool invention
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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