she woke up with a sticky ear
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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