i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
Randomize
