Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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