Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
do herpes really smell.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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