He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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