Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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