youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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