Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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