So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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