He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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