That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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